Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
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FluffythePink 19

I'm trying not to laugh because ouch... If you are planning on keeping him, payback is required. Slap a strip under his balls the next time you go down on him.

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Hangryko 29

That is assault and you can press charges. At the very least, dump the manchild.

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Hangryko 29

That is assault and you can press charges. At the very least, dump the manchild.

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FluffythePink 19

I'm trying not to laugh because ouch... If you are planning on keeping him, payback is required. Slap a strip under his balls the next time you go down on him.

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sickerthanyou 13

Hairy buttholes can be distracting. Your guy did you a favor

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AutisticPat 10

I hope he is now an ex-boyfriend. Nobody has a right to do something like that without permission!

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