Busted

By katydid91 - 01/07/2020 05:51

Today, I realized that because of COVID-19, I can no longer cough to cover my farts at work. FML
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katydid91 31

OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.

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bloopaloop 27

No, you have to fart to cover your cough!

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RichardPencil 30

Luckily, everyone else has lost their sense of smell, so you're ok.

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MelanieIsGreat 21

that's when you just mute the mic for a second haha

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bloopaloop 27

No, you have to fart to cover your cough!

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RichardPencil 30

Luckily, everyone else has lost their sense of smell, so you're ok.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Apply for an emotional support dog, then blame your farts on him.

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tounces7 27

At least social distancing should keep them out of the direct blast range and possibly lessen the chances of smelling it.

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ViviMage 38

Time to work from home!

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samomaha 17

Dude! You gotta leave the room when you fart!!! Like, go to the breakroom and cropdust a table full of people enjoying their lunch!!

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katydid91 31

OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.

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