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Creative mind

By Dean Heffern - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill." He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

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DianaFromHolland 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:15

well that could be interesting..

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:19

Still sounds better than "Gigli".

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irokyoursox 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 7:45

I can imagine this with th onion with a white background and the iPad commercial song playing

indigojojojones 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 21:50

I just did that in the microwave! - the camera and hill thing

knights95 9

Friday 15 July 2011 23:45

It can get an A

slimmathers123 10

Monday 17 October 2011 4:14

hes a ******* genious

bcih 0

Monday 21 November 2011 15:22

that is an amazin idea... i am soo going to do that.

elliepenguin 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 8:02

And roll him down a hill :D

blackmauser95 3

Thursday 20 December 2012 18:52

Is the rolling it down a hill part necessary

emblondie 7

Friday 10 May 2013 8:35

Thanks for reminding me to do my photography hw xD

m4green 3

Friday 17 January 2014 23:41

I'd watch it

cinamntoastsatn 10

Sunday 6 September 2015 0:55

That's the best idea ever

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