Goldfinger

By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I hope it's because he likes using his bidet? You should get him one for his B-day.

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brenniman 10

Just hoping that you didn't discover that while trying to perform a rim job... Yeah, that very thought made me gag too.

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DirtySalamander 9

you must eat guys ass often, huh?

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RichardPencil 30

I hope it's because he likes using his bidet? You should get him one for his B-day.

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Hangryko 29

That's actually sound advice. Instead of his birthday, make it today.

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Hangryko 29

He'll start caring when you give him hell for giving you a UTI from his lack of hygiene.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Then you found out you’re single right?

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Cowgirl1293 26

Ok now. That's just gross. How can one not wipe after ********? Wouldn't that get itchy later on throughout the day?

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Jaymail 18

Yes. Like Diaper Rash. Which is why it’s important to make sure a baby is clean before putting on a new diaper.

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mccuish 25

Red flag right there

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slowhandjp 16

It’s so gross.

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