Self-soothing

By FingerBang - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML
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SmilesAlotXD 0

its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)

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IllegalLight 0

H1N1! Don't rub your hands in public places D: For the love of...

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SmilesAlotXD 0

its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)

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Skull_300 0

If she didn't stop you, did you caress her ass next? "She was probably a cougar on the prowl!"

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Peroxide 3

"I'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

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violette_fml 0

Lol@FingerBang. Wow, that would've been awkward.

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playfuldesk 0

I wanna finger bang bang u into my life, girl u like to fingerbang and it's all right.

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cutiepie87 0

LOL'D @ FINGERBANG!!!!!!!

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jts2 3

LOL'D. South Park Reference makes violette and playfuldesk win this entry.

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TenebrificTurtle 0

Did she fingasm?

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TenebrificTurtle 0

OMG I am just, I don't know what to say... thank you!

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