Cheating and Love: Supportive and empathetic

Supportive and empathetic

By meltdowninrels - 15/08/2014 22:09 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

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You deserved it 5 178

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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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You deserved it 4 361

Bosom buddies

By Lennie Mcfish - 06/07/2020 14:02

Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML

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You deserved it 176

By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 11:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

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You deserved it 12 562

Cheats, cheats everwhere

By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 841

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 464

You deserved it 4 673

By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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You deserved it 11 667

By whoops - 15/08/2016 04:07 - United States - Huntingdon

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML

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You deserved it 14 039

Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

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You deserved it 4 950

By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

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You deserved it 4 094

By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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You deserved it 13 637

Since1998 20

Saturday 16 August 2014 5:21

Got ****** over twice

toxic_walrus 15

Saturday 16 August 2014 5:23

Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend

Comments

Eleora 19

Saturday 16 August 2014 5:33

Geez what climbed up her ass and died?

HarleyQuinn1996 8

Saturday 16 August 2014 12:31

OP's ex maybe?

Eleora 19

Saturday 16 August 2014 22:46

...probably... Lol

TequilaSam 6

Saturday 16 August 2014 5:40

Well that's rude! I'm seeing a lot of "sisters don't care" bullshit but as the oldest of 5 siblings I care very much when my brothers open up and tell me something personal and hurtful going on in their lives. I do my best to be there for them. But yes, I'd definitely keep this memory on the back burner for when your sister comes to you with something for sure.