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Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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You deserved it 1 981

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 758

Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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You deserved it 18 766

Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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You deserved it 199

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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You deserved it 20 515

You need to leave

By trash your own house!! - 09/09/2023 06:00

Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML

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You deserved it 101

With friends like these…

By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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You deserved it 2 483

By sherrylynn - 19/04/2013 21:50 - United States - West Haven

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML

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You deserved it 3 838

Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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You deserved it 1 621

Bad friends

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Sewanee

Today, I just found out that my first-ever boyfriend has been cheating on me for our whole entire relationship. All my fake friends knew about the her, but they just "forgot to tell me". FML

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You deserved it 88

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:04

When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.

HaloR 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:03

Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss

Comments

Courtney_Sanders 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 13:56

Hey, at least he was there to lend you an ear. Some friends aren't even nice enough to do that.

joshdenty 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 13:56

He was probably already in the middle of going, at least he cared enough to answer the phone at such a "personal" time

bballforward33 10

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:24

Sorry but for me, most girls best friends are girls. Not guys...

Contact40 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:35

He's probably tired of being the nice guy you call when all the other douchebags break your heart. Your friend should be the one writing an FML.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:41

So the FML here is that your best friend had to pee while you were on the phone with him and NOT that your boyfriend cheated on you? Interesting...

EduJav321 24

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:53

Pee time = me time

HogwartsDropout7 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:00

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

cysanleigh 13

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:10

You could try taking it as a compliment, as gross as it is. He could of said he needed to go instead (no pun intended!) He's just 'that' comfortable around you lol. A true BFF !