Dogs and Animals: The ending of Lost explained

The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 859

You deserved it 30 044

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Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 782

You deserved it 9 644

Naughty girl

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 054

You deserved it 3 804

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 241

You deserved it 1 253

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 602

You deserved it 3 767

The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 827

You deserved it 42 489

Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 790

You deserved it 2 574

Not the smartest

By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 465

You deserved it 4 541

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 549

You deserved it 4 255

Instant cure

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 573

You deserved it 4 942

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 426

You deserved it 4 474

BB_ava 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:11

That's the first place I'd look...

Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:09

You should be glad it's safe now :)

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MrXerxes5 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:24

LOL. what if the dog had been gone but came back while he was out looking for him?

IndiRae 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:27

Hmm, my dog disappeared a few months ago, maybe that's what been making noises under my bed.

BADDiam 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:12

he brought his bitches to his crib

tblax44 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:28

fail.

soccersgr8 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:36

at least he's safe and that just shows how how much u love him :)

meggs2209 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:38

I lost the game

DatWhiteGuy 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:49

F••k!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:00

At least you found your dog! He/she could have been hit by a car or claimed by some other person. Be happy that they are safe!

Lolpizza_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:05

**** u bitch. #2

victorioustunnel 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:09

IT?!?!! IT?? honestly

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:16

I saw that too! wtf

64ponygirl 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:27

I agree. calling your dog "it"?? YDi

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:03

No-no I have a phobia of dogs but still wouldn't call an animal "it".(:

Leo_C_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:55

Exactly.

blue_eyes11792 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:33

you're an idiot for not looking under your bed first

Darkness_Hate 29

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:34

The dog won the Hide 'n' Seek game.

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Today, my wife found out when I’m super busy with work and can’t be bothered to walk upstairs for a pee, I just pee into a bottle and empty it out the window onto the grass. I get it’s sorta gross but the way she was yelling you’d have think I took a shit on the drive in full view of the neighbours. FML

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Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

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Today, after years of toil and stress, and months of agony and torture, I have received my iGCSE exam results. I passed them all but because I'm a perfectionist and didn't get the highest grades, I feel like crap. Now I'm thinking about how I'll have to go through it all again for A levels. FML

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Today, my future mother-in-law sent a nasty email to my mother, an angry phone call to my fiancé, and threatened to boycott his graduation and the wedding. Why? I didn't respond immediately to her emails about card boxes for the wedding. Card boxes. FML

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Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

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Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for an event I'm putting on. It took the wind less than a second to blow them all over campus. FML

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Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

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