The FML Showdown! By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30 Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens. I agree, your life sucks 476 You deserved it 161 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 65 073 You deserved it 9 127
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML I agree, your life sucks 9 048 You deserved it 58 070
Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 199 You deserved it 4 069
Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML I agree, your life sucks 578 You deserved it 78
Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 932 You deserved it 38 712
Today, it appears that I spent three years of my life studying for a degree to find myself driving around looking for potholes. That's literally my job. I didn't even study roading, my civil engineering degree is in designing structures. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 751 You deserved it 263
Today, my water pills are almost identical to my sleeping pills, so not only did I not get any sleep, I had to get up every 15-30 minutes to go to the bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 703 You deserved it 305
Today, while my partner usually has their work mic muted, I went in and complained about my period. Turns out today was the one day they didn't have it muted. Their whole team heard, and I used to work with some of them. FML I agree, your life sucks 350 You deserved it 879
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Stevie takes it, on style points alone!