Sex, Awkward and Kids: This is wrong

This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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null_fml 11

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:22

Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.

DeadMansCrack 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:24

yo mama's got some 'splainin to do

Comments

Zombierella 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:15

ewww! why would they do it if you're in the house anyway? ._. ewewew thats pretty much likeee asking for trouble cheating & having sex with someone else in the home EW FAIL.

Jacob726 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:17

dude your mom is a *****

Daaniellee1234 8

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:18

Did you ever think that maybe your mom borrowed your dads car, and it was your dad that was cheating on your mom. Hmm. These things in life to wonder. // Just thought i'd put that out there.

Justin23L 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:14

Or maybe the car was stolen! Maybe they both went out and a couple broke in to have sex!

oxrox 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:19

Cheating is bad.

aFMLaddict 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:21

or maybe the women in your parents bedroom wasn't your mum and the man wasnt your dad...maybe they were just some robbers who got hot of the tention and decided to have sex right away?

Vaetrus 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:47

I want a preview of the world you live in via movie format. Seriously... how much adult rated stuff do you go through hourly?

CL41RE 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:22

starchild21 why do u keep putting your myspace link o_O

PurpleSquirrel 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:10

haha Its so dumb

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:23

do it the gossip girl way and take a picture of them doing it then send it as a text to your mom saying "spotted xoxo gossip girl"

maipinkbear 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:43

LOL that would be way too funny. hopefully the mom would get the obvious reference, though. OP - maybe your dad's car was in the shop? or something...? =/

Protegas 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:28

Regardless of how gross it would be to see my mom doing the do, I'd totally go in and yell at her. The dumb bitch would be stupid to ever cheat on my dad.