By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 17:22 - United States - Seattle

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Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML
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Pleonasm 35

The Long Arm of the Law bends many ways.

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xlord 27

Granny and grandpa are still rebels fighting 'the man.'

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pistachiopanda 19

Well, does he make you feel like Rodney King in the bedroom?

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

Ahahahaha!!! That sounds like an amazing reunion! Are you sure you weren't in the middle of a romantic comedy?

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pinguino3669_fml 23

I can't imagine what your next encounter with your boyfriend and family will be like!

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blondie107 20

At least they didn't ask for details. Or worse.. Give you "bedroom advice".

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tylermt1999 17

The south will rise again

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grumpybr 13

Look at the bright side , your boyfriend wasn't present. That would make it a lot worse.

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challan 19

Tell Grams that's tomorrow night. Tonight is a cavity search role play while covered in donut glaze.

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TwinkleToes7 15

Haha that's cute :)!

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Pokelad 12

*Gasp* How dare the police arrest someone for committing a crime!

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Pokelad 12

on that note, why do criminals like to shove the blame on everyone else?

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knotcool 15

I imagine it's their way of coping with the fact that they made the wrong choice, and got caught.

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't think it was the arrest, but the fact that they beat the crap out of him when he wasn't resisting.

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