By it's sharty time :/ - 02/07/2016 18:45 - United States - Bismarck

Today, during an 8 hour shift at a very busy bowling alley, I found out I can't trust a fart anymore. I'm only 25. Now I have to finish my shift commando, and also get rid of the evidence without anyone noticing. FML
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Welshite 39

And you didn't even bring a spare. Strike one.

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Tripartita 44

That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.

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nattnatt73 31

Sorry op rejection is never easy, she's probably only not talking to you because she feels it would be awkward. Hopefully she'll get over it soon enough

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Tripartita 44

She has a point, though, #1. It would be super awkward to have your underwear talk to you post-shart.

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Denny1988 19

what? don't think you read the post properly

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AirMelon 12

That must have been a shitty situation

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Sandsh8rk 36

#17, I love how your profile pic matches so well with your comment.

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Welshite 39

And you didn't even bring a spare. Strike one.

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RodzillaX 30

Hopefully there was a nearby gutter for OP to utilize.

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Sandsh8rk 36

This is the best pun I've seen on FML in a long time. Bravo to you!

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heatherrr17 19

Lol im sorry but im laughing, try not to be embarressed by it

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WCARlover 34

probably because it's mainly just elderly people who can't control their bodily functions

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Or people with nerve issues or other ailments.

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Go to the bathroom, clean yourself up, throw out the underpants, and get back to work. If someone sees you throwing them out, who cares? This does not have to be a big deal or even an FML. It's life. Things happen.

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Tripartita 44

That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.

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harperska 10

It apparently wasn't so much an untrustworthy fart as a shit fraudulently misrepresenting itself as a fart. While not as severe as tax evasion, such an act is usually grounds for legal redress.

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zedjaleaf1 11

This post sums up living in North Dakota for me.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

This is a common occurrence in North Dakota??

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

In this day in age, you just don't expect that kind of crap.

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andrmac 25

This from the guy who shamed the shituation guy??

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