By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

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Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
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xxbvbsusanxx 21

You really gotta watch it with those things..Try using just one..

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yung_dubbs 9

Yeah I was just about to say... That's why you only wear one while doing that man. That's just stupid lol that's jack off 101

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xxbvbsusanxx 21

You really gotta watch it with those things..Try using just one..

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Or just stop watching **** completely. ....... said nobody ever!

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Michiganfan4164 7

It makes an awful jerk off story and that sucks

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hufflepuffle 13

I can't imagine there ever being a good jerk off story.

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iLike2Teabag 27

What are you talking about? So many jerk of stories have a happy ending.

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finnrambo 13

A lonely ending if it's not a circle/mutual jerk.

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kost4060 14

Has there ever been a good ending Mom:hey I just found bobby jerking off Dad:it's about time he's interested in woman I thought he was gay or something Bobby:I'm never jerking off again

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TheSwegMaster69 11

That is an incredibly homophobic situation Bobby has been placed in, shame on his parents.

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iiMichy 19

But what if Bobby was thinking about boys?

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yung_dubbs 9

Yeah I was just about to say... That's why you only wear one while doing that man. That's just stupid lol that's jack off 101

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ahippienamedrae 10

Maybe wait until you know you'll actually be alone

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ElricMustang 23

Well, his mom was out, he just didn't know yet and I guess he assumed she'd be home later since he didn't hear her come home.

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WingedLovely27 20

And that is why you lock the door! Hope your ma didn't get too much of an eyefull. YDI.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not all room doors have locks

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brenton490 19

It's okay, it's so small she didn't see really anything.

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USA1776 15

What kind I've been looking for noise canceling headphones

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Leprekhaun 14

I've got Sony MDR-V6 Stereo Monitor headphones for a great price and they are wonderful! Flat eq since they are stereo monitor (useful for music production) and you can download audio drivers to turn up the bass on your computer or adjust whatever you want.

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DeadPixel4 29

I'm selling sony MDR-X10s for only forty, they're awesome but I need money

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KittehFreak 25

Well, considering they cancel noise, and you obviously DIDN'T want to be found doing the do, you probably shouldn't have been using noise-canceling headphones. FYL anyway though.

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llamarrama01 21

No. ******* Hand.

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Corvo_Attano 12

Locks are a very nice thing to use when beating your shaft

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Awesomeaxel 24

dishonored is my favorite game. your pic and name are the greatest!!

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doodlecloud 26

If you have them. We don't have locks on any doors in our house and of the people I know who DO have locks, it's only on the bathroom door.

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KingAdrock 16

My current bedroom door didn't have a lock either. So I added one. You can get a simple hook and eye lock at any hardware store for a dollar. OP still deserves it.

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