By embaressed - 20/09/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
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schwancy 2

Sounds like your dad might have been more than just drunk.

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Shookitup 0

Whoa #28, chill out. He stated his opinion, not killed a puppy.

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ohthebloodygore 16

31, no. He's not. Read 13's profile. 33, true. But his ignorance is sad. It's also pathetic.

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PWNjaban 0

He was having a spiritual moment. You should have joined him, you atheist.

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Smoke234 3

That's pretty funny, the look on your face would have been priceless

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rockr_chick 5

wow 13's little speech on his profile was soooo contradicting o.o

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craphappened 4

I wouldn't be embarrassed. He sounds like a fun dad!

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RALPHHHH 0

You should have given him an empty coffee can and wrote offerings on it and made some money out of the situation...

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fullmetalshrimp 0

major WTF moment. 

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akaashR 0

lmao go make yourself useful and sell some tickets

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