By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 04:20 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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FYLDeep 25

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a ***** deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

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Mirorbo 26

Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

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Mirorbo 26

Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

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andruha1123 5

pictures or it didn't hap..... eh, never mind 

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Mirorbo 26

For once, we'll assume it happened without the pics...

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BahahahLOL 0

I'm scarred for life. This is worse than that time I found Sesame Street ****.

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SuperRaad 0

sesame street ****.. its some scary shit >_<!

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Currentlyonfire 4

I'd say either put on the strap on and show him what a real man would do. or put on a pair of latex gloves for a good ol prostate exam.

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mona_is_here 10

That's just.. so messed up and yet so funny

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KingDingALing 9

The cookie monster was probably a pussy monster in Sesame Street **** Cookie Monster: PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!!

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xSummerRosaleex 1

I had an awful mental image of your man's ass crack..

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LightningLadyy 0

No one...? Alright, I'll do it... GOATSE!!!!!!!

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Invierno 10

@66: I was thinking the same thing! Poor kitty and poor OP. lol I have a very disturbing imagination. *shudder*

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ParadeOfShadows 0

The images running in my head right now are nightmare worthy

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FFML_314 11

HEY! That's a legitimate question/concern! Worms are very serious. If you love the man, check his ass for worms! Sheesh, woman!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

And shave his ass to prevent The Chafe while you're at it. >.<

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FYLDeep 25

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a ***** deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

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FFML_314 11

That's nothing. My fantasies will blow your mind!

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FFML_314 11

Oh, well let me reiterate. "r mind."

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0darkfire0 0

I've heard of these 'mind jobs' some serious spiritually kinky shit there. :P

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honeycream 0

umm yeah thats kind of sick.

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nickerbockers3 0

Ahh I saw a documentary about tapeworms on tv when I was a kid, the man was re-telling the story of how he went to the bathroom and the worm popped it's head out his rear end. Needless to say I was scared to poo for about a year, so I don't blame your husband!

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starile 19

I wonder how many people go on FML on their cell phones while in the bathroom haha.

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machiko_fml 0

Haha I saw something similiar to that on Monsters Inside Me... oh and sometimes I bring my iPod in the bathroom to read FML..

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machiko_fml 0

I saw something like that on Monsters Inside Me... sorry if this is double post

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VeronicaKruize 0

Yes, but that means he had sex with the cat.

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Prodigy7 4

Probably wanted you to stick your finger in his ass.

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