By wherermypants - 02/08/2012 05:10 - United States - Austin

Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML
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pcentral 17

That's the spirit! ;)

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nismochick90 6

Unfortunately I can relate! =|

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patrickalamo 47

How proud your mother must be. Time to take out a second load of trash.

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gottalovecondoms 0

If you can relate you have something wrong with you.

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thawny_fml 21

Simple fix. Don't drink. Only a bogan or alco would consider that a hard solution.

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AClassActx3 7

While I don't get drunk or condone that being an excuse to get naked.. I dont really like clothes either. OP YDI for not being lady like about it. Naked it for your privacy. I hope you from now on stay away from over doing drinking

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R3TROxLOV3 32

43- OP is a man so.. I imagine it would be hard for him to behave "lady like."

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Sliver1991 26

It's completely possible for a man to be lady like, it's just not really welcomed most of the time. Not that OP should be lady like around his future father-in-law.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Some males act lady-like.

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sexygurllolz 1

says the virgin

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kut19 6

Please say you're wearing pants in your profile picture.

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unlucky90 4

Wow....channeling your inner Anthony Weiner much?

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I don't think he asked for comments on his profile picture. Go about your business.

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CoconutOil 7

56, he didn't personally ask for it. However, his picture sure did!!

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corinna12124 0

Hopefully he is :/

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gracehi 31

...Or in this case, tequila makes HIS clothes fall off!

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goldfishgod 20

Did that lizard in your picture really come out of your cat's ass?

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dougiewhale 6

It's not a lizard!! It's a gecko!!

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Hockeyboy4280 18

We all tend to do dumb shit when we're ****** up.

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gracehi 31

At least he didn't kidnap Mike Tyson's tiger.

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swankmrpancake 8

How could he have when someone already stole his tiger and is currently holding it for ransom. On a side note anyone have a bomb cellar to hide something big like a tiger?

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LowLives 9

Not a very good guard tiger if everyone can steal it so easily is it? Gosh!

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challan 19

not all of us! I tend to solve all of the problems of the world while intoxicated... I think... perhaps... maybe not. ****, I do dumb shit too.

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sens3sfailing 24

That's funny, that's really funny! Well, not really funny, but it was pretty funny.

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Dixbfloppin 11

I can't say you don't deserve it, but at the same time I don't think I can blame you since you were intoxicated. Still, it's more of a YDI than an FYL.

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onlychildFTW 33

YDI for drinking that much with the father-in-law around.

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TheArchAngel 8

The question is.... did he like it? 'Cuz that'd be damn creepy.

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lonkite101 14

Judging by how he worded it, plus since it was FML, I'd say no. But, you never know, he mightve wanted more :3

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beccaishereyay 11

It's okay. I don't like wearing clothes when I'm drunk either haha.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I don't like wearing clothes at all. WHOOO!! Which is cool, cause I'm a chipmunk.

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stfu_bam 5

You're only 14.....

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beccaishereyay 11

59 - Haha sorry I'm not looking to go to jail.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Come on guys. He just wants to see some real life boobies so he can brag to his buddies during Spongebob.

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ajeppsen 25

SqeakyChipmunk please for your own good shut up

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esines 9

I have a feeling you're always the **** of the party...

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zachherbert 10

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, take off clothes... Wait, that's not right.

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lonkite101 14

I love how such a simple comment can be thumbed up more then others. God bless America!

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Trisha_aus 15

Yeah..because only Americans use FML.

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momolee 4

What does America got to do with it?

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