By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27

What has been pictured in my mind, cannot be undone. ಠ_ಠ I hope your jewel heals. Tis' but a scratch!

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ChocolateScyther 19

I just hope to god it can be put back together or something

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sunsetium 14

It's been 5-10 mins I've read this post and im still feeling pain for the poor guy.

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galen_harris 12

I haven't worn underwear for 9 years and this has never happened to me...

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syki 22

I will never complain about underboob sweat again.

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lexos 16

This not really a common thing to happen. I didn't even know that this was possible

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soullyfe 33

@17: As a person with breasts, I assure you it is possible.

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MandieL 27

I think 17 was referring to sitting on a ******** and having it rupture, not the under boob sweat.

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lexos 16

@20 I mean sitting on your balls I know that under boob sweat is a thing

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SecundusSecunda 27

What has been pictured in my mind, cannot be undone. ಠ_ಠ I hope your jewel heals. Tis' but a scratch!

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powerkeep 24

Something tells me that would have happened anyway. FYL OP :(

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onlychildFTW 33

Probably a lot less likely. I wear briefs and never come close to sitting on my own balls.

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sydnvy 15

imagine the conversation between him and the doctors; doctor: so how did this happen OP: *looks off into the distance as a single tear falls from eye* it all started with one pair of tighty whiteys.....

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tantanpanda 26

OP: It was a cold February morning and beads of water were gently rolling off the morning grass. The spearmint green that filters through the leaves of the trees penetrated deep through the car window as I was driving to work. In my office, as I unknowingly sat down... you can imagine, Doctor, the horror I felt and still feel to this moment.

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funneh1 21

I cringed and curled into a ball as soon as I read this....and I'm a girl. I'm sorry OP. Hopefully you'll make a quick and safe recovery.

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StarOfDoom 26

Why would you ever go commando in the first place .-.

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tygerarmy 35

I always go commando. I have for years. It's so much more comfortable. Never came close to sitting on my balls, though I discovered more respect for the ladies after going commando in a kilt.

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katachristic 19

+1 for doing it right and going full monty in the kilt.

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Zebediabolical 39

Other than specific instances, such as an extra layer during winter sports like skiing or snowboarding or snowmobiling, I haven't worn underwear since 2007. Freeballing is amazing.

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galen_harris 12

@#30 I've also gone commando for a good nine years now, and I've also never come close to OP's horrific incident.

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nickie_94 18

I wonder if every guy sits on their balls at least once in their lives

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baker0350 15

It's true, we do. Just not normally to the extent of rupturing a ********.

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nousername111 8

don't think I ever did because I actually wear underwear

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onlychildFTW 33

I never have but I also wear briefs and they keep everything well supported and snug out of the way.

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blazingshot147 19

Happens once a week for me. Though it's mostly just pinched skin on the ballsack, as is for most men.

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Mynamewontfi 40

What does that mean? I'm Dutch and it always surprises me that I, rather frequently, see a phrase like this using Dutch in it.

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