Love: Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a... - FML

By anon80214 - 30/05/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

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anon80214 15

Friday 29 July 2011 23:26

Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

Chuck Norris would have dodged it.

lerouxmaster 7

Monday 30 May 2011 23:57

That's awesome !

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kkins 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:25

that's what happens when you try to be nice :p

stephanie911_fml 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:31

Stupid Hoosiers.

lextheplex 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:40

hahaha I always hit my bf in the crotch on accident whilst awakXD

imperialtl 12

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:41

how is it that u had to convince her to let u give her a foot massage?

liy223 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:49

she wasn't really asleep.

rockyraccoon28 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:01

YDI. I would have done the same thing.

HahaYDI 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:31

You either have a foot fetish, or you're whipped, based on the wording of this. Either way, sucks to be you.

creepypurpleninj 10

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:48

something tells me Justin bieber posted this... -__-

Hiilikew 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:51

I feel sorry for ya, at least it wasn't on purpose like DAVID THACKER would have done.....

atomicbaboon 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:08

no, OP got kicked in the balls, not the ******.

Arraggatis 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:46

Uhh...what?

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