Love: Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended...

By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

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By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By krh14 - 10/02/2015 12:59 - United States - Crofton

Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML

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By dukemisery - 28/11/2016 12:23 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my ex-girlfriend called saying she wants to get back together because of how mature and sincere I sounded last night. I despise her and I was drunk last night. FML

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I was the bullet in the relationship

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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amy397123 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:07

I'm sure she is your ex for a reason. Move on.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:16

You talked for "hours" and she was high the entire time? That's some powerful weed.

Comments

tanktanktank 1

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:19

I'm not even kidding when I say I think this is by my ex. She's from the same area, got into women, and contacted me recently concerning heartbreak due to a very similar situation. I am really wondering...

tanktanktank 1

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:24

Oh yeah, and she's familiar with this site. I know because she caught my own passive-aggressive FML. Probably a coincidence...

babygraprefruit 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:25

If she was smoking weed, then she shouldn't have forgotten. You don't usually forget things like that.

Lisa89 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:31

She is your ex for a reason..

cookies_for_you 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:33

she was your ex for a reason. move on, and don't take random phone calls at face value. ever. there's always some odd reason for them, else they'd happen more often.

cheerdafukup 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:34

wow tht sux

abearrr 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:36

well, that sucks, doesn't it? YDI though, for dating someone who would get high (by herself?) and call up her ex-boyfriends to have a nice chat. sorry if that seems harsh, but I gotta be honest with this one.

Chunchunchun 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:04

YDI for being a lesbian. *JOKE* Someone had to say it at some point, I got it out of the way. Seriously though that sucks, but how come she lost her memory? Not meant to be an effect of being high.

ndiesal 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:33

Some of the better conversations I've had in my life happened when I and the person I was talking to were both high

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:46

lol this made me lol

Syyren 4

Friday 23 March 2012 8:54

Well ma'am that was a very convincing statement! Obviously it was pondered, re-written multiple times and then finally posted for the true work of absolute art that it is!

myvenusdoom 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:07

game well played by her, i bet she was feeling lonely n called him to get some attention, when she did she later called to dump him again, too many bitches in this world