By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML
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caden_bro 9

Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

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purrypie 9

I would actually say "yes, I did train my dog who I bought days ago to shit on you" and see if he still thinks it's a bit ridiculous

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worldclassrager 39

I don't think your dog is house broken yet...and I think with the word new puppy shouldn't have caused a huge problem...

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drshn 22

What a shitty thought.

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tjv3 10

Maybe your bf is a douchebag and your puppy senses it and is trying to warn you?

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ItsATwinThing 9

If the puppy repeats the action then the energy of your boyfriend might be scaring the puppy. But more than likely it was just a one off incident, good luck with your new puppy! They're so lovely when they're little but so much better when they're older. :D

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FireFang1331 13

As the saying goes, if your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either ;) lol I'm sure things will smooth over! If not, maybe it's time for a new boyfriend that knows and understands dogs a bit more! Maybe your dogs first reaction won't be to cover him in poop

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bigpops 12

he is an idiot and you're better off without him,

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