By Kristen Duncan - 01/08/2017 20:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML
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Allie614032 34

Well... at least you didn't swallow it.

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extremereviews 26

@RichardPencil, are you on here 24/7? Every FML I look at your in the first 3 comments

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RichardPencil 30

Was it “Never Gonna Let You Go?” When I get that earwig, I can hardly spit hard enough to get rid of it. Wait! It’s earworm, not earwig. Nvm. You’ve been Rick-rolled!

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extremereviews 26

@RichardPencil, are you on here 24/7? Every FML I look at your in the first 3 comments

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HanBanana15 9

Occasionally, you're funny, but now you're trying too hard.

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Marlon4136 4

The title of the song is "Never Gonna Give You Up." You just Great Valued an iconic Internet trope.

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Allie614032 34

Well... at least you didn't swallow it.

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MitiMiki 16

Pro tip - Be civilized and always pour your beer into a glass. Not only does doing so prevent the accidental consumption of things other than beer, it will also make your beer taste much better by releasing the nitrogen and subsequently the bouquet of the brew. Remember, you taste with your eyes and nose just as much as you do your mouth!

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LudA9844 11

I guess it was a ....beerwig

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mariah hates her life 12

hey, at least I didn't bite you. That would have been painful

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Marlon4136 4

The only thing you should feel when drinking a beer is the buzz. That sucks, man.

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Mozelle123 10

Pretty sure u can sue!!

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