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By yupthissucks - 13/04/2015 09:00 - United States - Newnan

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

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By Keldar - 19/08/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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WhackTheJackal 22

Monday 13 April 2015 15:38

Wow, that's horrible. I hope you can get your car fixed and anything against you found false.

Sneado 20

Monday 13 April 2015 15:39

Photo evidence of the incident should clear you.

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NickEd 11

Monday 13 April 2015 16:11

I hope she gets fired

Purexinsanity 46

Monday 13 April 2015 16:14

This FML definitely needs a follow up. I hope the bank teller got what she deserved

inz002 6

Monday 13 April 2015 16:21

Sue her!

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 13 April 2015 16:37

Side note: Probably should call the non-emergency police line in this type of situation.

soulebelius 17

Monday 13 April 2015 23:45

that's what I was thinking.

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 14 April 2015 12:50

Wait, those exist? What is the number?

lukluk48 3

Tuesday 14 April 2015 14:30

311

YourSpecialJoy 15

Monday 13 April 2015 16:37

I don't think you would call the cops on yourself, so I'm not sure why they wouldn't believe you.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 13 April 2015 16:47

Because OP knew the bank teller was pushing the silent alarm, of course.

wakemeupplease 21

Monday 13 April 2015 16:39

Well there are cameras at the bank!

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 13 April 2015 16:45

Sorry bro :/

thatonetribute 31

Monday 13 April 2015 17:08

Update us! I hope it'll be okay, OP!

bettyc4 26

Monday 13 April 2015 17:14

Show the report I'm sure you made with your insurance company. Then get a LAWYER. Some will take the case pro bono.

NickACD 27

Monday 13 April 2015 17:18

LOL, the bitch just made her sentence even longer. Hit & run and lying to the police about an attempted felony.

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