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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By anon - 01/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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By betrayed - 19/07/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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By Any mouse - 05/03/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML

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funsize003 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:12

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

diet_otaku 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:12

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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wbrycem 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:35

10 ftw. Get that bitch back

xdorkasaur 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:38

Well you WERE going through the process of divorce three months ago.. Werent you?

likeduhhx4 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:54

lol thats funny and sad..

wowfmlife 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:55

Well at least you gues were compatable And a few days? You rebound quick! ...she's faster though

Junkomon 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:57

Wow...she pretty much just ****** you over. You need to send her a message and start flirting with her. Then tell her the truth and be really nice and smiley about it. DO IT. You should.

teahley 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:00

that was a bitch move :o

wowfmlife 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:00

So what did you do to make her divorce you?

jkjorn 15

Friday 12 June 2009 23:04

Say... did the two of you like pina coladas? And getting caught in the rain?

elsieenchanted 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:06

good thing you divorced her, huh? fyl but it would have been way worse if you were just looking at the computer, it was up, and it said that (and you were still married). yeah FYL indeed.

myexsucks 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:15

I think what makes this a FYL is that your EX-wife was your number one match. I mean...it's not so bad that she was online dating while the two of you were separated (since you're usually separated first before the divorce is finalized)....what sucks is that this website's choice of the best possible match for you is the woman who divorced you. FYL man.