By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 540
You deserved it 5 710

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!

You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)

Comments

The thought of you eating obviously put him in the mood, try dinner in bed next time.

dj8798 9

whatever you do, don't marry this douche. there is nothing more pathetic than this situation.. unless he's 38 and unemployed too. just saying....

jobsman99 0

When a guy masturbates it is a better ****** for him. He controls it. You can help by sharing his joy of jacking off by asking to be part of his masturbating fantasy by having him jack off onto you **** or face or cumming in your mouth. He gas to "grow up" literally and learn how to share sex with you. I bet he is thinking of you while he strokes the day away.

foxmatrix15 8

He's cheating on you with PALMela HANDerson

goldiefox 0

Maybe he really wasn't feeling it until you left to get food...

Tell him that your pinky finger gets you off more than him anyways. Or next time he tries to **********, ask him if you can watch. Creepy, but make sure if he agrees to make eye contact during.

lonewolf5755 5

Don't listen to number 74 at all. If a woman knows what she is doing and pays attention and can use her muscles the ****** for the man is much stronger. Me personally I have never turned down sex and I have never turned down my girl to go jack off as You need to talk to him and find out what's going on. If he gives you some lame ass excuse you may have a guy that's still in the closet

You should of started mastubating next to him