Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All...

By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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Freakout

By LoLWut?? nd Why?? - 16/04/2013 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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Where's the justice?

By Skazzy3 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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Quiet!

By faaail - 24/03/2015 16:51 - Ireland - Cork

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

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By NoUsernamHere - 03/06/2015 13:25 - United States

Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML

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Run run run

By Chiong - 26/02/2022 12:00

Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:31

You were using a Mac in a PC zone weren't you?

enormouselephant 15

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:28

That's ridiculous, sorry OP!

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enormouselephant 15

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:28

That's ridiculous, sorry OP!

zandalee 19

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:54

I sometimes park just outside of the library to mooch wifi on my iPhone. The sneaky feeling this gives me is priceless. Mind you, I probably just need to get out more... ;)

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Tuesday 28 July 2015 14:49

why else would they be at the library if they needed a computer? it's quiet and sometimes better than having to deal with it at Starbucks or at a noisy house.

SixthSinEnvy 39

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:31

You were using a Mac in a PC zone weren't you?

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:24

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greenie213 23

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:29

Your attempt to start a debate just failed epically.

HowAreYouToday 34

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:17

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greenie213 23

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:23

Why would you write the exact same message as number 50? You DO realize that it's either going to be buried or removed, right?

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:05

56: Something that I've learned on fml the hard way, no matter how freaking stupid a comment is, directly saying that it is going to get buried or that it should be buried will get yourself buried.

sux4u121 10

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:25

70, saying that a comment is going to get buried because they said somebody else will get buried will get you buried.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:54

50- God, be mature, BntyHntr...

ajh557 22

Wednesday 13 March 2013 6:15

# 56 Says the one who just got buried... This will probably get me buried

tararochelle 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 8:56

Looks like third time around is safe though. :)

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 13 March 2013 10:04

@86: Forreal though what a load of bollocks that is eh?

TheOnlyX 11

Wednesday 13 March 2013 15:59

Please, stop commenting! My arms...they can't take the digging anymore!

gc327072 30

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:32

I can see if you were mooching at a coffee shop or cafe, but a library?

clairelolz 5

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:16

The baristas at a cafe don't mind the 'intimate' topic on the laptop but old ladies do! ;)

likeitornot36 1

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:55

People do it all the time? I don't really see what your getting at.. Haha.

curlstar 6

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:32

Sounds pretty ass backwards if you ask me! Research for homework should be considered an authorized use. You could make a complaint.

ColdplaySucks 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:33

Why is this labeled as "sexual topic? "

GigaPudding_fml 24

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:34

Ah, so that's why they kicked you out OP...

imvee5599 7

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:37

Exactly what I was thinking!

boofgall 16

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:15

5- Well, now we all know what category YOU were looking in!

EMTchic 14

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:06

It doesn't say sexual topic... It's labelled as miscellaneous.

ColdplaySucks 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:59

They changed it.

ironichalibut 24

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:33

And this is why I don't look at **** at the public library anymore.

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:12

Kind of strange because Free Public WiFi is the reason why I watch **** in the library.

gc327072 30

Wednesday 13 March 2013 1:03

Pubic WiFi…?

Wimoweh 10

Wednesday 13 March 2013 1:32

6- yeah, google incognito window sadly doesn't watch who's looking over your shoulder, I had the same problem.

garrett1999o3 16

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:36

I wonder what OP was doing on the computer,sine this is categorized as "intimacy"

ironichalibut 24

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:39

He says "research", but we all know now.

garrett1999o3 16

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:40

OP:Yup!I'm sure "studying" fellow "computer users" xD

cosmosis 12

Wednesday 13 March 2013 9:57

Yeap. Watching **** in a library is a bad idea...

ManInTheMachine 19

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:36

You obviously didn't read the fine print. Under it would've given a definition for the acronym 'FREE' Federal Restricted Electronically Enlisted Which means you had to sign up online before you could go online. Careless, careless OP.

Lionesse 15

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:57

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Zomg_Okay 26

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:05

There! I see it! I see the joke! It's gone over there! If you hurry, you might catch it!

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:19

I feel like the FML comment section is going "brain-optional"

Sandman366 6

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:24

30-Real life is becoming brain-optional, and you're worried about FML comments?

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:37

Next time you use the library's free public wi-fi, use it to research Kafka. Or Kafka ****, as some of the previous commenters have insinuated.

Voij 16

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:44

Why did I decide to google that? Just... I don't get it, why did I google that? Seriously, why?!

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:53

I was thinking of googling what #11 said but then decided not to. Now seeing #17's comment I have an even stronger urge to look it up. Must... resist....