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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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By sh3n-D - 07/06/2012 21:26 - Denmark - Herning

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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Hobbit79 10

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:57

When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.

Freethaawave 19

Saturday 18 May 2013 1:00

Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.

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freezeangel 11

Saturday 18 May 2013 13:20

well..... that escalated quickly

Fooey_214 12

Saturday 18 May 2013 17:00

You only deserved it cuz you didn't throw the first punch

ctlnaaia71 8

Saturday 18 May 2013 17:41

Boring -_-

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:37

Hack his computer... download gay ****...

Freethaawave 19

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:37

Why down votes? No one remembers when Stewie saw Bewitched for the first time?

Eloras_Mom 0

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:52

LOSER is how its spelled. Looser describes an overused hooker.

Ghosto 16

Saturday 18 May 2013 19:28

I think it's op's turn to go punch you in the face...

cmb8280 24

Saturday 18 May 2013 19:56

Some people just can't handle their own stupidity...

lordofsperms 1

Saturday 18 May 2013 23:42

Ill give you loser, but who really bothers with apostrophes unless its formal.

dermor 3

Sunday 19 May 2013 4:40

people who can spell

Imareth 10

Sunday 19 May 2013 13:10

Most educated people.

whatth3h3ck 13

Sunday 19 May 2013 1:10

Wow!!!!!!!! One heated argument

LyraAlluse 25

Sunday 19 May 2013 1:38

So basically the friend in the post rage quit, but in real life. That is a sign that he's been on the internet WAY too long...

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