Money: Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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Dunmerdude 13

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

That sounds ho-ho-horrible!

Welshite 39

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

Santa needs funds for next year's toys.

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rene22 18

Wednesday 7 January 2015 23:25

I feel like this is posted every year

Blake77_fml 19

Tuesday 13 January 2015 1:27

Friday after next?

Caymokomoko 23

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:02

I hop it was done with a sharpened candy cane, otherwise it's such a missed opportunity

briang959 47

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:57

Ho Ho Ho!

AfroFluff 23

Friday 23 January 2015 20:15

Business going bad for Santa.

EnderKris 17

Monday 7 September 2015 6:42

Looks like someone was on his naughty list!

ConfusedCat 11

Tuesday 8 December 2015 3:47

Merry Christmas! You're broke!

arquerk 7

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:41

Hey, it's going to be a GREAT story though. Sometimes those cost you.

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