By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 371
You deserved it 1 045
Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

FalloutScrolls 25

4 year old who can read, though! Go you!

210 4
redcode5 17

That is pretty funny, guess this is going to be one of the embarrassing stories you will remember and tell many.

139 2

Comments

redcode5 17

That is pretty funny, guess this is going to be one of the embarrassing stories you will remember and tell many.

139 2
shaaza 16

20 years later at a family gathering: "Hey son, remember when you were 4 you pissed on the floor at the airport security checkpoint because you read a sign that said liquids weren't allowed?" ???

13 3
CDtrasher 13

Stories told by mothers are always embarrassing.

3 0
C0deJunk1e 23

I suppose his obedience counts for something... Hope it didn't delay your trip too much, OP.

32 1
chirstinap325 23

Your child is going places, I'd laugh so hard.

37 1
fragmen52 18

I mean he is at an airport

5 0
kitsuneluvuh 12

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. XD I'm sure it sucked for you, though.

13 1
Tripartita 44

"Remember, kiddo, blood is a liquid too!"

57 11
abfab5300 13

The boy can read, you should be proud :)

35 0
Zebediabolical 39

Hopefully it's been freshly mopped and there a 'Wet Floor' sign you can blame it on.

3 12