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By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML

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By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML

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No control over my limbs

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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By crossfitter - 21/05/2015 12:22

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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Spotted it

By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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tntscl 4

Saturday 24 September 2016 13:03

That will be a lovely story at your wedding

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 24 September 2016 13:26

Well now you can bond while he (hopefully) drives you to the hospital.

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joseraph 4

Saturday 24 September 2016 13:01

first. nice job OP, next time take it slowly

tntscl 4

Saturday 24 September 2016 13:03

That will be a lovely story at your wedding

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 24 September 2016 13:07

If you guys do end up together, then do the both of you a favour. Never try to suck him off.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 24 September 2016 13:26

Well now you can bond while he (hopefully) drives you to the hospital.

KyoshiroT 32

Saturday 24 September 2016 13:29

This is the beginning of OP's life folks. Some already say they're telling this story at the wedding day right now...

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 24 September 2016 14:34

and that kids, is how I met your mother.

IssacB 14

Saturday 24 September 2016 16:11

Must've been super excited to get that water..

alvarny 17

Saturday 24 September 2016 17:29

that's where the prince comes to the rescue. unless he faints at the sight of blood.

moondoglou420 17

Saturday 24 September 2016 18:55

Pretend he hit you around people to mess with him :P (Side note.. please make it apparent that it was a joke afterwards, lol)

cjfred 13

Saturday 24 September 2016 19:29

I'm sorry about your broken nose, but you have to admit, it's a hell of an effective way to get his attention.

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Nice try, buddy.

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Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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