Kids: Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out...

By bern5555 - 13/01/2010 05:29 - United States

Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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By Dmessmer1 - 05/06/2016 08:37 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he can get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I tried to grab a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work, but as I drove away from the restaurant a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By MLZ - 30/07/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2019 14:00

Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By hugs511 - 25/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML

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Blotto_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:04

$2 for chicken nuggets and Coffee? That's awesome value! At least u can still eat the coffee chicken nuggets.

proflover 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:09

How funny, when I worked at a daycare enter the kids LOVED dipping their chicken nuggets in milk, no joke. But yeah, kids are midget devils

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Blotto_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:04

$2 for chicken nuggets and Coffee? That's awesome value! At least u can still eat the coffee chicken nuggets.

TheTragicReturn 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 15:40

At McDonalds "prices, menu item availability and participation may vary." Source: mcdonalds.com

Cupffin 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:20

OP, you're in Idaho. Can't you pay in potatoes?

azurablade 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:04

first

Crysta_fml 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:17

twat for saying first, bigger twat for failing to be first.

nikki908 3

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:31

I agree =/

proflover 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:09

How funny, when I worked at a daycare enter the kids LOVED dipping their chicken nuggets in milk, no joke. But yeah, kids are midget devils

lickmyjock 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:26

Probably the most excited thing to happen in the whole state of Idaho that day.

Jenx 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:30

Wow, great value for $2!

LoveDemon 19

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:32

chicken nuggets dipped in coffee ... how did that taste ? :P

24788 6

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:54

WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL?! - AS

xxmollyxx 25

Wednesday 13 January 2010 13:00

Well you should've gone home with him to feed him then if he kept crying like that and you couldn't pay for food

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 13:12

Most restaurants will replace the food in a situation like this. And I agree that the parents should have left you some food money. FYL for having a sucky job I guess.