Health: Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are...

By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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Frustration

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 02:01

Today, as I'm laying in bed with my wife, she noticed I'm wasn't hard, so she said, "I can fix that." As I prepare myself for a BJ, she lifted my boxers and blew air on my member, and laughed. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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stoptheworld 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:06

professional doctor =/

iDontFail_xD 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:14

ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)

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jesseheath 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:15

op got that babydick.

Jester4545 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:59

Ahah, that's amazing, I'm sorry, but high five to the doctor xD

xxyumtasticxx 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:10

:) i find it ******* funny, but yet i'm a girl. i would be sitting right next to your wife laughing. but i wish you the best of luck!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:42

As rude as it is, that's LMAO worthy.

Cookie_kaioo 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:51

Dude why take your wife inside with you and showing your small one around when you know it aint that big!??! lol hmmmmmmmmmmmm :p

kellster 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:52

Do you have tiny, shriveled balls, or how was that deserved??? Sorry, dude! Get a new doc!

Nanospeed 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:27

#32 u stupid idiot racist

ammali 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:53

I'm just wondering what thas to do with infertility, though. Even if you do have a small one, that wouldn't alone have anything to do with sperm production or motility, so why would he say 'mhm'? Still kinda funny though! (#44--those Enzyte commercials with Bob are HILARIOUS)

free_Aus 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:29

Maybe his penis is fine, but he has tiny balls? Maybe the doc was thinking "If only I had a wang like that..." If it is really that he has a small willy, then his laughing wife is the one that suffers. F her life, but at least she gets to laugh about it.