Kids: Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML

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Thursday 17 May 2012 12:03

Did you use your map to get home?

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Thursday 17 May 2012 12:07

Ask the map to take you to a new hair salon.

Comments

misshighjinks 5

Friday 18 May 2012 3:55

Aww shes 3 don't take it seriously...

LittleLollipop 2

Friday 18 May 2012 4:17

Aw! She sounds adorable. I'd take it as a compliment, as was mentioned earlier. (:

spottyblanket 8

Friday 18 May 2012 9:25

Awwww! Come on OP that is cute, and Dora has nice hair, what is the problem?

Blanca781720 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 2:28

At least she didn't say you look like boots!

gousafutbol 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 17:23

OMG well since every aspect of your body has to be perfect, this is a big deal

Evath 7

Monday 21 May 2012 7:48

That's gorgeous, kids are so adorable, she obviously meant it as a person, Dora is probably her favourite thing!

Evath 7

Monday 21 May 2012 7:52

Meant it as a 'compliment' not person!!

luvsouls 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 5:09

I know how it feels.... I'm 13 and since I got my hair cut short, the only thing my little brother and his friends call me is Dora.

luvsouls 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 5:13

make that ALL my siblings

grumpy94533 11

Tuesday 5 November 2013 11:44

LOL :(

sea_cucumber_11 11

Thursday 26 June 2014 7:12

From ages 3-7 I was the spitting image of her

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