By LexiBoBexi - 12/07/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
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birdman19 0

ugh that suck I would have thrown the dog in the ocean to get the dead seal off.

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Lozza111 0

did you tell your dog that he smelled of 'up dog'?

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birdman19 0

ugh that suck I would have thrown the dog in the ocean to get the dead seal off.

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memo619 0

did you just leave the poor seal there? :( I bet your dog totally killed that seal

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ActionManly 11

No, they said the dog FOUND a seal carcass. Bit of a difference, y'know?

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xiwantitallx 0

It's a dog, what do you expect? YDI. P.S. Cats FTW.

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ForeverRealTx 0

shoulda brought home sushi shit it was free

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Lozza111 0

pfft, cats are cool but dogs are better, sorry, just saying, and before this starts an argument, it's just an opinion lol

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jedialix 0

I agree with 1.you should have washed him off:D

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JohnGraveline 0

:O... I live in Oregon! I have had that happen to my dog before, butt it was a beached whale!!!! The coast guard kept yelling at our dog....dawg!

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ericownz101 0

lmao if you look closely into 31's glasses you can see his mom and her baby taking the picture. how hardcore :O

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PhoenixFiend 0

Lol, 37, you would be trying to look deeply in that little kid's eyes. Pedobear D;

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lonerftl 3

Yea my dog did the same thing, but it was shit he decided to roll around... good thing there was a river near by where my sister, brother and I dump him in it. Good times.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Gar. Comment 45 (down there vv) is a reply to comment 2. Damn bug got me again.

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Mnemic 5

Yeah same here. Wash the dog in the sea!! :P

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shepaintsmusic 6

11-win cats are better deff. and you look like Frances Bean Cobain

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Thabb 0

At least there wasn't one of those chain reaction vomit things. sister smells dog "Aw, gross!" sister barfs brother: "ew, is that barf?" brother barfs and so on

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alexxss_fml 10

your comment just made everyone on fml.com dumber. moron

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alexxss_fml 10

talking to # 2 btw

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Lozza111 0

haha, throwing the dog in the ocean wouldn't work, our cousins dog rolled through a dead frog once, we couldn't get it off for ages

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yossi21 0

4, oh dats gross lol ... how did they eventually get d smell to get off?

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Lozza111 0

like two weeks with heaps of baths, I was like 7 at the time so I found it hilarious, we called it dog perfum haha

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Lozza111 0

did you tell your dog that he smelled of 'up dog'?

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Lozza111 0

I'm hoping that someone else knows that joke as well, otherwise I'm ganna sound really lame.

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CloudEnvy 17

Is "What's up dog?" the response you were hoping for?

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PhoenixFiend 0

hahahaha I get it. What in the world is up dog?! "Bahaha nuffin, what's up with you?" hahahahahahahahaa

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Lozza111 0

haha, it's funny coz you said that when you have a picture of a dog in a cage, in NZ most dogs are off lead, what's wrong with having dogs off lead, OP should have just been watching him

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_mystique_ 0

poor seal but at least your dog enjoyed himself :p

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xnty 0

why da **** would dogs do something like that?

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sourgirl101 28

Your dog looks so sad. Is he in time out? Btw I've seen my cat smash his face on a dead lizzard so it must be an animal thing not just dogs.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I never understand why dogs freak people out (unless they've had a legit thing where a dog attacked them, of course.) But it seems like a lot of people who have never had a bad experience with a dog are seriously freaked out by them.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I'm not scared of dogs, never have been. :P

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Jimboom 11

Lol. At least he will have a nice shiny coat after you finally get it all off. :-P

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