Love: Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told...

By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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beerankin 0

Friday 16 March 2012 15:47

Dump his ass.

ifoundalaska 11

Friday 16 March 2012 15:47

Kick him to the curb girl

Comments

IamSharkWeek 0

Friday 16 March 2012 16:35

Threesome?

olpally 32

Friday 16 March 2012 18:29

Nope... Keep dreaming and read the fml again... Idiot...

aleishaa_jadee 13

Friday 16 March 2012 16:37

What an asshole! :O

ILike_Dancing123 19

Friday 16 March 2012 16:41

OP you really need to comment. It's like a soap drama: The Girl "So who's this?" The BF "Uhh, My sister"

lawrencexmorgan 3

Friday 16 March 2012 16:41

HEEEEEAATTTT

Rooney77 3

Friday 16 March 2012 16:46

He was drunk and didn't know what he was saying, so give him a chance!

ILike_Dancing123 19

Friday 16 March 2012 17:01

Yeah but being drunk isn't an excuse, it's just "ohh i ****** up so i'm going to blame my actions on alcohol"

aleishaa_jadee 13

Friday 16 March 2012 17:01

Being drunk is no excuse for him doing that..

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 16 March 2012 17:59

55 - With that logic you could excuse someone for killing a child because he was drunk behind the wheel of a vehicle. Alcohol is NEVER an excuse. If you can't handle it, don't drink it.

Rooney77 3

Friday 16 March 2012 18:45

Killing is not the same as cheating. Besides the fact that he brought his new gf to his house means he was unconscious otherwise he wouldn't bring her

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 16 March 2012 20:00

That depends on your point of view. I could say killing is cheating because you are cheating somebody out of their life. In any case, whether or not cheating and killing are the same is not the point I was making. The point I was making is that being unable to hold your beer is not an excuse for doing something stupid. If you think you could reasonably justify cheating on your significant other by saying "Not my fault, I was drunk" then you could justify anything by saying it. Do you see how stupid you're being? Alcohol is not an excuse to do anything. If it makes you act in a despicable manner then you have no business to be indulging in it.