Love: Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:39 - United States - Salinas

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

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By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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Misery

By Galaxy-eyes photon human - 04/06/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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Right in the kidneys

By still single - 28/07/2021 22:01

Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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calilovesneb 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:21

I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.

EverestMelting 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:23

It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!

Comments

KBurns207 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:33

How did signs of her being a psycho hose beast not show up sooner in the relationship? Not saying YDI but I'm betting that's just an excuse to end the relationship.

KBurns207 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:42

I definitely worded that wrong.

EmsyyyRose13 24

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:47

Hose beast? I kinda like that.

buttonsfandango 3

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:33

It's good, at least you didn't marry her. You're going to be better off.

an3ph 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:33

Run. Better yet, sprint!

fakedsincerity 32

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:35

I can't believe being a surgeon it'll have been the first time you've had to cancel, so she's probably done it before too. :( Leave the bitch.

Always_Me7 6

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:37

Thats a terrible excuse!

AboveAll04 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:42

she's a keeper....NOT ! you're a SURGEON you will definitely find better

Zack6849 8

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:07

I really don't see what the fact OP is a surgeon has to do with anything, gu really don't want to date the kind of person who only likes you because you likley make a lot of money.

Zack6849 8

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:09

sorry, my previous comment was a trainwreck and as of the time I'm posting this my attempted edits failed, I'll go hide now ._. EDIT: the "gu" was meant to be "you" by the way.

AboveAll04 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:16

I meant that he is in a great profession not working at a fast food joint....just the fact that he is making good money and he'll find a great girl cause women love doctors lol

DjeePee 24

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:18

So, because he makes good money he must have a wonderful personality, while everyone who works at a fast food joint can't be your ideal partner. Hmm, yeah, full of crap that one. Besides, you're also forgetting that a good-money-surgeon can be called into work at every moment (aka, at your birthday party, in the middle of sex, on a date...), which can/must be terrible frustrating. Still no excuse for cheating, though.

Chloe555_fml 27

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:46

Wow, 50, who pissed in your corn flakes,

AboveAll04 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 13:17

50 even if they are on their anniversary , on a date and he gets called in still no reason to cheat ! so whether or not it is frustrating it is irrelevant. and did I ever mention anything about money??? umm no ! I said that the surgeon has a better chance at getting a great woman !

AboveAll04 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 13:18

damn I did say shit about money ! :/ **** me...my argument is ****** lol nvm

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 14 July 2013 14:53

Djee the fact is that the better job you have, the easier getting a date becomes. We all want security in our lives, the better job and the bigger income provides that.