By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0

WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

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weewee1 0

he was transferring his embarrassing fart into you.

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okieraider71 4

In Texas, a big wet fart is how they say "Howdy".

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stro88 6

Nothing like a sweet fragrance to enhance the mood. Sure beats those smelly candles lol.

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TheRealHouse 7

If you light them on firethey don't smell as bad

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seanders 10

Honestly, if a girl did that when I kissed her, I'd just laugh and kiss her again. Everybody farts, and I really don't understand what the big deal is. I don't give a **** if you're the leader of my country, I'm not holding it in just for your sake. Wherever you may be, let the wind blow free!

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MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

love is in the air

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Twisted_Reality 5

Well said #30 and although some guys like a girl that is comfortable enough to fart around them, ripping a big fart during your first kiss could either ruin the relationship or be a funny story to tell the children.

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jayfish7 0

A big ass fart? As opposed to a big mouth fart or a small-ass fart?

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latinking13 8

Wow you making texas look bad

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pinkpolarbear 8

Did you call safety?

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kiwiwirox 0

.•*•.•*•.well duh theres pussy farts too yuh now she could have quifed and the smell would come out her ******!!!! then it would go straight to their nose.•*•.•*•.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

83, do you have some sort of mental condition?...

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faithxoxox 1

83, they don't smell. .-. It's air, not methane.

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thebadmanpuntedb 7

Wait you don't know the story behind the Lockness monster?? what!?

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JurassicHole 5

Damn you Taco Bell! Damn you to Hell with your delicious food and it's explosive after effects! Damn you!

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purpleninjaa 0

40 - yes they fart dumbass. Are we not normal ? Farting is a natural thing. Gross , but natural.

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Reno119 0

Thank god it wasn't a nasty mouth fart instead of an ass one

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promarkchris 6

whenever I see big-ass 'x' I always mentally put the hyphen one word to the right

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ohSNAPyall 26

64 if you're gonna say that, you should at least link the xkcd comic it came from

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bawlerr75 9

Even when yuur about to kiss a guy yuu have liked ? -__-

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mango260 9

yep! it's better to let it out than keep it in!!!

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geekpowerwtf 0

WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

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trumancassady 0

I think some fmls are fake

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Emma Marshall 19

No but at that exact time it is weird to fart

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FhIsLif3 5

I could'nt imagine this happening to mee. must have suckedd.. -__-

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Mario5491 5

no I am pretty sure thats ass ur smellin

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bloodypanda 0

especially if that ass is your husband o.o

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Scrts 3

Either you've pushed that one out the 'gates' or you're ****** in your ass every day, so you don't feel when it comes...

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skyttlz 32

I've had farts randomly fly out...

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Jollymanroper 1

I don't understand how you cannot hold it in lol. and what #9 said lmao

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HannahLouise96 13

Something's certainly in the air, but it ain't love.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Every time you breathe in, you snort dead people.

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