By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 16:57 - United States - Avon

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
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L_1781 18

I will legitimately come to your house and decapitate you if you even ******* dare to write a 'shitty situation' pun ._. This is srious busnss

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tintarroja 31

Throw up in front of your boss... Maybe this way him or her let you go.

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Dale_shackleford 13

I guess you could have just said the pun that will not be named and accepted the down votes.

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L_1781 18

I guess you could say 'I'm going to be forever alone!'

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L_1781 18

I will legitimately come to your house and decapitate you if you even ******* dare to write a 'shitty situation' pun ._. This is srious busnss

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L_1781 18

Yes I am - one you'll be in very soon :)

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M3DO 24

That's a shitty situation

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Dick_diamond 22

Challenge accepted!! That sounds like a real shitty situation..

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L_1781 18

Can I have your zip code by any chance? Just for educational purposes... TO EDUCATE YOU DICKS ON WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE THAT PUN

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

You're not you when you're hungry, #4. Want a snickers?

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Wow shit just got serious here.

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GolgiTendonOs 18

What a shit show this comment section turned into.

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L_1781 18

Your right, I've not been feeling myself lately xD

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tintarroja 31

Throw up in front of your boss... Maybe this way him or her let you go.

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princessshaybaby 13

Or.. Throw up on the boss, that'll show em!! ?

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brenton490 19

And people called me crazy for my end of the world bug out bag in my car with a gas mask in it. Who is laughing now.

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Calingaladha 21

Gas masks don't filter out everything...and especially when you don't replace the filters.

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theoldman 22

You should have said you were sick and didn't want to add to the shit-suation.

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Estelle101_fml 13

That sounds like a very unhealthy environment.

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noah_1234 24

The way he described it in detail just makes me want to puke myself

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TheMathMajor 26

seriously. OP, you can contact OSHA about that and report them.

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914smv 18

maybe something died in it? i would not have even opened up if it was that bad...

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captsnugglez153 5

I too throw up when my work doesn't let me leave work early... disgusting

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eagleriverjohn 24

That's a health hazard. I think they should've been forced to shut down until it's fixed

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