Love and Money: Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box...

By Phoenix2115 - 26/02/2018 17:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML

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By marriedbutlonely - 15/02/2016 02:36 - United States - Federal Way

Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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It's something

By RosesAreRed - 15/02/2013 06:07 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By pissed - 17/12/2013 21:17 - United States

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

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interesting33 36

Friday 16 February 2018 21:19

wow so his masculinity is so fragile he gave it away and he didn't even look at the gift you had thoughtfully got him? that is disgraceful

Bloo2555 22

Friday 16 February 2018 17:20

He's got to be the ultimate schmuck in existance.

Comments

Bloo2555 22

Friday 16 February 2018 17:20

He's got to be the ultimate schmuck in existance.

Thundernutz 15

Tuesday 27 February 2018 0:19

I also want to call him a dumbfuck... In all of the relationships ive been in not once have i ever gotten a Vday gift; what part of Vday isnt for guys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

interesting33 36

Friday 16 February 2018 21:19

wow so his masculinity is so fragile he gave it away and he didn't even look at the gift you had thoughtfully got him? that is disgraceful

Matt Kesler 16

Monday 26 February 2018 23:06

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Hi_Five 7

Tuesday 27 February 2018 0:18

No.

samdhjr 8

Monday 26 February 2018 23:11

Wow get rid of him

Remy Authement 5

Monday 26 February 2018 23:43

his loss

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 27 February 2018 0:22

Valentine's day isn't for guys, my butt! Valentine's gifts don't have to be pink, heart-shaped and frilly.

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 27 February 2018 0:26

Your husband’s a moron

BellaD13 18

Tuesday 27 February 2018 0:55

Normally I’m not the one to say this, but divorce his unappreciative ass. Hopefully you can get some of it back from his co-worker without too much trouble. Hopefully we get a follow up