Intimacy: Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing...

By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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Pleased to see me?

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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By a chick in California - 14/06/2012 20:10 - United States - Ceres

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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sniperpie 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:47

hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there

Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:50

I bet your penis has never gone from erect to non-existent so fast in your LIFE

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littlepirate_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 14:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

abbottizer 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:28

this is the funniest one i've read all day.

Zandruhh 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:23

LMFAO

skaterdude143 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:51

Whats up

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 19 March 2013 8:56

Don't be a douchebag, "skaterdude"

Seegtease 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:28

It's remarkable how far the imagination will go if you can't see the whole picture.

hayyyyyy88 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:21

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO WOWWWW...

Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:50

I bet your penis has never gone from erect to non-existent so fast in your LIFE

sexyboi1985 27

Thursday 12 June 2014 11:07

Haha ! Totally.

wholelottaROSIE_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:11

omfg i think im gonna die laughing XD

crazyme123 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:22

LMFAOROFLOLLLLLLLLL!!

Scrambles 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 6:39

Anyone who refers to their friend as their "fat friend", chances are slim to none that a "hot chick" will ever rub against them.

xania_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:59

you get a boner from some(thing) rubbing on your back?

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