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Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
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MaddogTotten 0

Haha, penis. You really should make sure that nothing you permanently attach to your body looks in any way like a penis, in any context. Sorry but YDI.

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triplethreat13 0

your first tattoo shouldn't be something that big. YDI.

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imakepurplesnow 0

it's funny that the giant penis is also pointing toward his ass.

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allmidnighteyes 10

What the ****, a sword? What were you planning on next? An eagle. some jungle cats, and Ed Hardy's signature? YAH BRAHHH

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flyingtoasters 0

Jazzy, not you. :) It was in reference to the comment that got deleted. Sorry! (:

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teebonehead 0

BIG DEAL ! Just have some hairy balls tattooed to your bum and you will look great from about 3 meters away !

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now_what2009 0

seeing as how you picked it out... you must have secretly wanted a big **** on your back. be honest with yourself. You moron!

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mpfc1012 1

This is a friend of mine's tattoo http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1800997&startid=17431975 It had it's 15 minutes of fame back in 2005...Doubt yours is any worse than this

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TrentHawkins 0

Use this to your advantage. Guys will take the piss, girls will be curious, and it's the latter you want to take off your shirt for... It's a bold conversation piece now, and the hilt is just a hint. After all, you want the girls to see, just how long your broadsword is :)

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