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Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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You deserved it 1 981

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 758

Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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You deserved it 18 766

Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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You deserved it 199

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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You deserved it 20 515

You need to leave

By trash your own house!! - 09/09/2023 06:00

Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML

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You deserved it 101

With friends like these…

By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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You deserved it 2 483

By sherrylynn - 19/04/2013 21:50 - United States - West Haven

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML

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Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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You deserved it 1 621

Bad friends

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Sewanee

Today, I just found out that my first-ever boyfriend has been cheating on me for our whole entire relationship. All my fake friends knew about the her, but they just "forgot to tell me". FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:04

When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.

HaloR 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:03

Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss

Comments

SukiIzumi 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:00

Well...when you gotta go, you gotta go.

AngryBeaver32 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:01

It might not be that the guy doesn't care but maybe he's been friend zoned so hard that hearing about her guy problems is nothing out of the ordinary for him. I hope I'm wrong. Either way, cheating sucks and I'm sorry that you went through that OP.

bobbos100 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:02

That was a pissy thing to do!!

tony262626 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:10

No wonder you got cheated on... you just humiliated you best friend. Be greatful to actually have a friend who didnt hang up to do so...

IphonFML 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:19

Your fault for calling at a bad time.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:36

Yeah, because OP is a psychic that can predict what other people are doing. ...and i'm a ******* wizard.

GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:51

^ Gandalf?

silentbutfunny 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 8:29

^^ Harry potter?

mchoate 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:21

That's it, I thought you were gonna say he was the one cheating with your bf. If your only problem in life is that somebody peed while you were talking to them then fml too.

cassiebear7652 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:21

Well, would you rather have had him piss his pants?

clanon 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:22

That's how you know you have a true friend :)

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:34

Your best friend is that guy who wants to **** you but you would never consider him because he is just a friend, like a brother. All the guys you date are jerks but you miss the one great guy in your life. Go **** him now.

AngryBeaver32 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:46

I friend zoned a guy once when I was a little younger. He was such a great guy. Instead of being honest with him about how I felt I was a complete **** and strung him along. I feel terrible about it to this day and I hope I get the chance to apologize to him one day. Like this comment says; OP, go **** him now! Wait until he's done peeing though.