By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
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youdontsay123456 21

The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/

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george_s_4 30

I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care

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mariri9206 32

Yeah, it definitely stinks.

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cprad11 12

I cringed at how awful that was. I'm sorry, but you'll have to try just a little harder. I believe in you.

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knight2109 12

I don't believe in them, for one it's an overly used idiotic pun, and second she isn't actually farting so it loses its double meaning

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mariri9206 32

Overused or not, puns are funny and anyone who is overly bothered them really needs to get a better life. One that doesn't stink. (Yeah, I went there. Bring on the downvotes because, again, IDGAF and it makes me laugh).

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almightyymarcus 6

It's not that serious don't let it bother u to much Op

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I don't know why you are being downvoted. I'm a girl with chubby thighs and it's just the sound thighs make. It's nothing to be embarrassed by.

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george_s_4 30

I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care

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FitFriday 32

I'm sure if she noticed it, other people did as well. Although, they probably thought it was a normal fart

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NotMarcus 7

It would be better if it made a thunder sound for them thunder thighs

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youdontsay123456 21

The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/

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hellobobismyname 24

Oh my gosh, that is the worst! When I was getting my hair done at a salon, I was wearing shorts, and they had those paddings on the chairs. When I stood up after I was done, the padding got stuck to the back of my thighs.. I had to peel it off... While everyone watched. Ugh

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k_cummins 21

And then walking around with bright red marks on the back of your thighs afterwards

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mariri9206 32

#8, that sounds like a sticky situation. (Yes, yes, I know everyone collectively hates puns for something I'm sure is ridiculous. Bring on the downvotes.)

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youdontsay123456 21

#40 I was thinking the exact same thing :)

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I was in the car with my boyfriend wearing shorts and my thighs started sweating and I had to peel them off the leather seats. He definitely noticed the sound it made.

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anonymous198913 26

All that matters is that you enjoyed wearing them. Don't let that ruin it for you. No one noticed anyway, and they wouldn't have cared, if they did

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Estelle101_fml 13

I'm sorry about that op, but don't use this experience as an excuse not to wear a skirt again. Buy another one and you rock it op!

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