Health: Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt.... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML

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By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2015 13:47 - United States

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By fat and alone - 05/06/2014 04:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By ChrissySoltys - 02/05/2011 06:39 - Canada

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

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By andinpublictoo - 29/10/2021 22:59

Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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By Mushman - 16/03/2019 12:00

Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML

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youdontsay123456 21

Tuesday 19 April 2016 15:59

The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/

george_s_4 30

Tuesday 19 April 2016 15:57

I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care

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jimeple 12

Tuesday 19 April 2016 16:34

My first wife's issue was that once she would stand up she'd leave sweat spot on the chair. Especially embarrassing for her in church.

DestinyNiya 33

Tuesday 19 April 2016 16:41

I'd suggest you wear slip shorts underneath.

O0hdear 21

Tuesday 19 April 2016 16:43

try wearing spanx under your skirt, might help solve the problem of there's fabric in between instead of skin on skin

zaidthunder1 27

Tuesday 19 April 2016 16:50

What about those half legging things? I'm not a girl so I don't know what it's called. Maybe that'll help.

greeneyedxx 13

Thursday 21 April 2016 3:03

I don't know what they're called either lmao

atlien247 16

Tuesday 19 April 2016 17:39

I could have gone my whole life not knowing this is a thing. Oh well, guess I've met my learning-new-things quota for the day!

foxpug 24

Tuesday 19 April 2016 18:13

Don't worry, OP. Thigh gaps are overrated and they don't make music.

bazoo42 25

Tuesday 19 April 2016 18:30

Wear bike shorts underneath the skirt.

831curmudgeon 7

Tuesday 19 April 2016 18:37

This is why we have YouTube people!

yerawizardlizzy 27

Tuesday 19 April 2016 19:24

As a skirt aficionada, I second the slipshorts suggestions. Jockey Skimmies are my favorite. They come a wide range of sizes, and personally I find them much more comfortable than a brief-type panty. Plus I feel much more comfortable knowing there is another layer of material in the unfortunate event of a wardrobe malfunction. But if you're wearing a miniskirt they would be too long, and I'd suggest ballet/dance shorts in that case. Anyway, don't let this event deter you! Skirts/dresses rule!!

GreatAmerican 7

Tuesday 19 April 2016 19:53

I realize a bunch of people are going to call me a dick for asking this, but I'm curious. Are you fat?

Kitouran 30

Tuesday 19 April 2016 23:09

It's none of your business, and it doesn't change the FML.

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