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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 20:00 - Netherlands

Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone - 13/12/2012 14:35 - Australia - Newport

Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 12:07

At least your wedding will be unforgettable:)

TheFifthWitness 0

Friday 27 March 2009 13:56

Your groom was probably thinking "Wow, she couldn't even wait 'til after the reception?"

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FML625 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:33

omg thats so awful! i hope you did have on a strapless bra and got the dress back up really quickly otherwise thats a big downer at the wedding!

piderman13 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:00

she is just telling us this story in present tense. it happened a while ago. people do that all the time hahaha however bummer for her yay for the groom and anybody else who saw (;

randomdude1234 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:03

@#5Don't you mean: "Congratulations on your niptuals?"

mariposa25 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:23

If that were my wedding (or the wedding of my bridezilla best friend) there would be some shots of me wrestling the photographer.

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:27

don't worry, 40 years from now you'll be laughing and telling this story to your grandkids.

flomotion 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:02

that should be on americas funniest home vids.

mcrflyleaf 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:23

Hopefully you were wearing a strapless bra... if not... I'm terribly sorry haha.

alucardrules 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:58

I have to agree with #6 pics or it didn't happen.

analeigh_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:02

no way did this happen. Its almost straight from that movie with kirstie alley and the olsen twins (it takes two?) except kirstie steps on the dress. I call bs.