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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2011 08:36 - United States

Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 04:27 - Canada

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:34

Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

pooter_stink 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:26

Billy Madison anyone???

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HashBrownieKing 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:46

lol

oNikkio 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:16

Where did this whole craze start? Seriously. Anyone know the history of the 'ol "Flaming dog poop in a bag on a doorstep" prank?

tom6561 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 9:29

HAHAHAHAHAH classic

sillycow101 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 3:46

hahahahahahahhahahhahahahaahhhhaha. wat a fail !

mw2isbeast 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:06

I done tht to some one before

iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:18

haha funny and Ohh btw that was in a movie called 'Disturbia' haha these kids did the same thing to the guy in the movie !

Gamer_Bum 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:25

He called the shit poop lmfao XD what a great movie :]

rainbowsncrap 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:24

Get off FML you foolish person

iDONTNO54 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:39

Haha, so you did get my 'message' :P

Ketchup_Castle 30

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:49

That sucks. Our neighbor did that to us once.

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