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By Anonymous - 20/07/2011 04:26 - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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By Melody - 08/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML

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By >.> - 12/12/2013 05:31 - Canada - Chestermere

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 03:52 - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By Farmgirl - 04/10/2017 01:30

Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 23:31 - Brazil

Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:04

Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!

GtheGringo 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:07

haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit

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indieduck 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:52

....didn't you think to grab an umbrella??

maddie2015 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:02

awe u poor thing.

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:04

gosh way to kill a persons day huh?

kendramonet 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:07

That's hard to even read. :( sorry.

broomhildo 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:08

95 you're not the brightest crayon in the box now are you?

lostintime94 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:17

They say that of it rains on your wedding day you will have bad luck with your marriage, I guess the bad luck is starting early,

n14855 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:09

bull

prettyinpunk1025 14

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:11

it's called an umbrella...

kkshi 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:32

a great story for the kids :-) congratulations

bitchychick413 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:07

that's awful! congrats on your wedding though.

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