Kids: Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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You deserved it 3 141

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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Smoke signals?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 02:00

Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML

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oldenuff2party 3

Monday 24 January 2011 12:19

thats messed up

AlexBuda 0

Monday 24 January 2011 12:25

Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P

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Freakin_Biggles 0

Monday 24 January 2011 18:11

I kinda wanna read this magazine. Yeah your life sucks..

skyeyez9 24

Monday 24 January 2011 18:16

Get even and ruin your mom's reputation as well.

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Monday 24 January 2011 18:37

Just move out... if you're old enough.

fthku 13

Monday 24 January 2011 18:48

You really should have typed "article on dating WHICH my mom found". I sort of half read it at first and was quite disturbed.

k9obsessed 5

Monday 24 January 2011 19:13

Oh my god, #109, stfu! I am so sick of damn grammar arguements. I'm a total grammar stickler irl, and even I don't give a shit if people use poor grammar online! SHUT UP ABOUT GRAMMAR ALREADY, PEOPLE.

fthku 13

Monday 24 January 2011 20:24

... This wasn't about grammar, numb nutz, this was about the fact that I read just the "Dating my mom" part at first.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 24 January 2011 23:37

112 - It's arguments*.

rockarolln89 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:37

Honestly, only in Utah...

Dez31396 0

Monday 24 January 2011 21:11

your mom is a retard

gamecube_Link 0

Monday 24 January 2011 21:23

umm......I agree that your life sucks....but am I the only one wondering where the hell your mother even found a magazine that states that nonsense? O_O

benjimm1 0

Monday 24 January 2011 21:28

y is everyone assuming the ops mom is Mormon? she could be Jewish. hahaha

fthku 13

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:56

You obviously know nothing of Jews. Our moms push us to get married and give them grandkids at 13! Jokes aside, Jewish moms DO push a lot more in the direction of "find yourself a girl". Haven't seen one that said anything remotely close to this sort of stuff. That's reserved for you crazy Christians.