By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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GabrielJ 0

Even my first time was 45 minutes! Better luck next time!

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ilove80smetal 8

Way to go quick draw :P

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linkinpark98 23

At least he didn't lie to you :D

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chris20579 1

At least it was longer lol

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musicluvr2000 11

At least he is honest I'd take honesty over getting your hopes up too high any day

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Timmeeh 17

Get him some of those Durex performa things. An ex girlfriend once jokingly bet that she could get me off while I was wearing one. She could not. I'm really not convinced it's even possible to climax while wearing one, it may just be the answer to your prayers.

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hayturr 1

I've been in your shoes.. Get rid of him, trust me. Best decision i ever made!

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