By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 976
You deserved it 5 636

Same thing different taste

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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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Well atleast he's average.. The average is 2 minutes. Haha

ivanhoe4u 3

You need to talk to him if this doesn't satisfy you. Otherwise hit the road Jack.

bubo_fml 10

50% improvement. At this rate, you'll work up to a whopping 5 min bang by the end of the Summer!

mommy_mode 3

Girl later in life when you have kids And are tired your going to beg that his stamina goes down! Lol I wish I could just have a three minute quicki sometimes! But I had this probably when I was younger with my husband and the more you have sex the longer he can go with out coming. So just trying to have sex more or more times in one day

fcrnnngbck25 0
bubo_fml 10

Seriously though, why not help the guy out instead of humiliating him? Foreplay is vital, (oral, masturbation, etc.), in the sexual experience. Make sure he blows a load before intercourse. The 1st load is usually on a hair trigger, so, each subsequent male climax tends to last longer, as the 'joy juice' supply dwindles...Also, take responsibility for your ******...It's not your partner's fault that you didn't come. If necessary, communicate to your partner, with detailed instructions, on exactly what he/she needs to do in order to satisfy you. Why leave your satisfaction to chance? Bottom line, a transaction is only successful if both parties are mutually satisfied...Have fun & you're welcome!

jaimedenise 0

Sounds like my boyfriend. He says it's cause I just turn him on so damn much. Be thankful you got 3 mins. Lol

Make home pleasure you first, then have sex.. Might make the 3 minutes feel a little better ;)

Have sex more, the more you have sex the longer he'll last