Animals: Nutritional goodness

Nutritional goodness

By homedoggieo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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You deserved it 4 116

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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You deserved it 7 643

By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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You deserved it 4 988

Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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You deserved it 3 023

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 017

By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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You deserved it 1 162

By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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You deserved it 1 066

By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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You deserved it 766

Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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You deserved it 150

Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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You deserved it 201

KiwiBlu 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:48

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.

JayCanDance 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

Oh my god. Thank you for the nightmares I'm sure to have.

Comments

Yoshi8466 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:04

I second #44!!!!!!

LadySylvan 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:13

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Eurgh.

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:23

Obvious fake is obvious.

PhinsGirl 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:02

LOL!

skiBOAT 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:35

Maybe the family of spiders just got together to go out to dinner in this person's flakily delicious crossaint. FYL, OP. Eww. Lovely wording though.

tweetie0918 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:36

Ok, where did you get the crossaint from??? I live in NC and do not want that to happen to me!!

echnie 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:36

Wow! Amazing how a whole family of spiders can survive an oven of 180 degrees Celcius...

therearesecrets 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:36

BS.

plethora 3

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:56

Old meme is old.

deathbunny256 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:20

Big people are big.

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:46

And FML has now become a meme. failol.

nightmare22 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:36

Aw man alot of people are saying they are going to have nightmares well......what so bad about a nightmare?

jessamyn_it_is 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:39

But.. how?! I mean, aren't those fresh made? Like, baked? They would be dead after baking. Or maybe it was not fresh, then it all is possible. Whatever - ugh :( Put it in a bag and throw it back at the seller's face. FYL :(

greenltrn2003 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:41

ummm...not everyone uses Pilsberry the croissant coulda came from a store maybe...or a donut shop

brrrx 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 19:08

Hahahahahahahaha so you're telling me that only Pillsbury croissants are cooked? Shit...I just had one earlier today and it wasn't Pillsbury, I hope I don't get salmonella or anything. OP: It's SCUTTLED. Spiders do not scuddle.